Let's kick off the new year...

with another one of these!

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? I hate the phrase 'best friend.' But, I don't know, Cathy, I guess.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I have a small one on my collar bone and one on my shin.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Oh, good one. Let me mentally scroll through all my teachers. Third grade, she was hot in a cougary way. Sixth, also hot. Homeroom in ninth grade. Two TAs in college that I can think of, and my poetry teacher last semester was hot in an icy, I went to Berkley and am super-smart kind of way. I would say the hottest of all of them was one of the TAs, but he was a sucky teacher so that is detracting from the hotness in my mind.

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? No.

5. What body part do you wash first? My hair.

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? No. I really commit to whatever toilet I'm using.

7. What's the strangest talent you have? I can lift one eyebrow and wiggle my ears a little and do that foldy tongue thing, but none of those are that weird.

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie.

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? I've been known to knock out a tube of the regular ones in one go.

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? One time, I was somehow convinced by my older brother to be tied to an office chair, which he proceeded to throw down the stairs. I untied halfway down and survived.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? My parents never did that. Or I was just a huge lame-ass. Likely the latter.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I drive around. I've only really nailed parallel parking once.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope.

14. How many times have you been cussed out? Never. Though a car drove by me while I was walking the dog today and flipped me off and laid on the horn. I don't know why.

15. Which shoe do you put on first? Left.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Actually, no.

18. Girls. Love 'em.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? No.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? No.

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No. I don't even know what that second one is. Wait, looked it up. That's not nice.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Who knows.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I mean, have you listened to the new Taylor Swift album?

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Bed sheets. Ready for a confession session, bloggies? I barely ever wash my sheets. Gross, I know, but I also rarely sleep underneath them, either. I sleep on top of the comforter with another comforter on top of me. One of my quirks.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Uh... Pass. Yes, and it's nothing terrible, but pass.

26. What was your childhood nickname? I don't have nicknames.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Dunno.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? I'm always confused by this type of question. What is my opposite sex, the desired one or the anatomically different one? Because the answer is yes on both, of course, and it is definitely not a sexy thing in either case.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Once I was at a stoplight, and when it turned green I hit the brake instead of the gas and, for whatever reason, my first thought was that the car had broken, so rather than realizing how stupid I was, I just hung there for a minute in a panic before I realized that I'm a huge fucking dumbass and was not pressing the gas at all. And I was like eighteen when I did this. Not new to driving.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Yeah.

31. How do you eat your cookie? With gusto.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? No.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Use your imagination.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Four or five, I guess. I don't know.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Yup.

38. How often do you clean out your ears? When I remember to.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold.

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? Rarely.

41. Do you have any strange phobias? I have a huge fear of breaking bones and teeth, so I will not do things like ski or try to do cartwheels or go whitewater rafting.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Sure.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? I believe bursting into "Proud to Be an American" was the stupidest thing, though that was at a creperia adjacent to the bar, so does that count? If not, then using the women's room, which I do on the regular. So stupid.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No.

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No. I'd love that though. That would be huge points in my book.

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? No.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? No.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? No.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? Justin Timberlake is full of shit, it never went anywhere.
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And again!

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yes.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? In, but as I described above, it does not matter.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Not really. Sometimes.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? I would say bear, because I actually have been attacked by a huge swarm of bees and it is so much scarier than you would imagine.

8. Do you have freckles? No.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Sure.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Not yielding while driving.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Yeah.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes.

13. What about pooped in the woods? Yes.

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? No.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yeah.

16. How many people have you slept with this week? Zero.

17. What size is your bed? Double.

18. What is your Song of the week? That Michael Jackson one from Free Willy. Not a joke.

19. Is it ok for guys to wear pink? Yes.

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Once in a while. I don't watch a lot of TV.

21. What's your least favorite movie? Uh... I don't know.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? In my bank account.

23. What do you drink with dinner? Water.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Complicated question. McDonald's? Sweet and sour. Wendy's? BBQ sauce. BK? Nothing. Frozen nuggets? Ketchup.

25. What is your favorite food? All of it.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Miss Congeniality. I had a conversation with one of my cousins who was surprisingly of the same sentiment, that that is the greatest and most underrated movie in cinema history.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Some girl.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I would think about it if there were a large check involved. I'm not sure who'd buy the magazine.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Months ago.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? No. I can't do anything to cars. I can barely function in the real world.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.

33. Ran out of gas? No. I've had a few occasions of coasting on fumes into the gas station, but never ran out.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich for breakfast? I usually eat cereal.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Oh, I see now.

36. What is your usual bedtime? Midnight.

37. Are you lazy? Yeah.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I can actually probably name them all: Casper, Barney, Mickey Mouse, the thing from The Haunted Mask like three times, a yeti, and then I gave up. I have always hated Halloween. However, there are the most heart-breakingly adorable pictures of me adjusting the hat of my Mickey Mouse costume. Legit, I was so cute when I was four or five. I don't know what happened in the interim.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Uh... snake, I think?

40. How many languages can you speak? Two.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? None.

42. Which are better Legos or lincoln logs? Legos. I made all those things from the Phantom Menace one time. Pod racers or whatever they did in the chariot-racing blah blah blah. My greatest works. I don't even like Star Wars, but I turned my room into a small museum for a few days.

43. Are you stubborn? No.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? LETTERMAN. That's like asking if I'd rather eat wallpaper paste or cupcakes.

45. Ever watch soap operas? Only when they're on at the gym.

46. Afraid of heights? Heights as in ladders, yeah, but that's more the broken-bone fear again.

47. Sing in the car? OH yes.

48. Dance in the shower? No.

49. Dance in the car? No.

50. Ever used a gun? Uh... no.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Psssh, senior year of high school, probably. Actually, no, my skillion cousins and I did a group picture for my grandmother a couple years ago.

53. Is Christmas stressful? A little, but it's mostly joyful.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Yes yes yes. The one vestige of Polishness in my life.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Key lime.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? No idea.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? No.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Doesn't everybody?

59. Take a vitamin daily? No. I used to but it made me constipated.

60. Wear slippers? Yes.

61. Wear a bathrobe? I got one for Christmas after years of hating bathrobes and I LOVE it.

62. What do you wear to bed? Underwear. Sometimes a t-shirt. Sometimes sweatpants.

63. First concert? I genuinely don't know. I haven't been to terribly many.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target because some of them have hot pretzels and Starbucks.

65. Nike or Adidas? Um... Adidas, but whatever.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Neither, but at the right time, Friiiiiiiiiiiitos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts .

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No, but obviously just looked them up.

69. Ever take dance lessons? No.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? No.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? I don't think so.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Uh, no, not really.

74. Own any record albums? No.

75. Own a record player? No.

76. Regularly burn incense? No.

77. Ever been in love? No.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Johnny Cash. But for real, I'd like to see Shoshana Bean.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Grace Potter and the Nocturnals. Wait, no, Amy Ray, I forgot about that.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot.

81. Tea or coffee? Both.

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles.

83. Can you swim well? Yeah.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah. Is that not universal?

85. Are you patient? I think so.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I don't know.

87. Ever won a contest? Probably.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Green.

90. Can you knit or crochet? I wish. I wonder if I could teach myself?

91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room.

92. Do you want to get married? No, I'm not sure if I believe in marriage. Or believe that it's necessary, I guess.

93. If married, how long have you been married? No.

94. Who was your HS crush? Ha.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No.

96. Do you have kids? No.

97. Do you want kids? Maybe.

98. What's your favourite color? Green.

99. Do you miss anyone right now? No.

100. Did you watch Next Great American Band on FOX? What's with the advertisement questions?